UNCLE KRANG! it been a while. how u doing? anything new? no, just hanging out. u look hungry, wanna get dinner? me found a nice stegosaurus carcass in next room. no food for u? suit yourself.
anyway, me found grand pa in abq. he doing well. kinda lazy though.
and by the way, u have huge head! me hope to have as sharp teeth and menacing gaze as u do one day!
good speaking with you, have good millenium.